just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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yachtsofprep:

there was this lady who came into the restaurant i work at today and she was wearing all lilly and i complemented every piece she wore with the exact names for the prints. i was so excited and she was so impressed that she tipped me $10. 

moral of the story: lilly ladies are the best ladies.

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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howdoiputthisgently:

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

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